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Peach Crescendo is a slightly indica-dominant hybrid strain artfully crafted by ETHOS Genetics, born from the potent cross of Chem D, i95, Mandarin Cookies, and Peach Ring. This exceptional blend brings together the best qualities of its parent strains, resulting in a cannabis experience that delights both the palate and the mind. Renowned for its intensely delicious flavor, Peach Crescendo offers sweet tropical citrus notes with a luscious peach exhale and a touch of sour spices.

The aroma is equally captivating, featuring a mouthwatering peach overtone accented by a surprising hint of spice and citrus. This complex scent profile is attributed to its rich terpene composition, including Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Linalool. Caryophyllene adds a spicy warmth that enhances the sour spice notes, Limonene introduces bright citrus elements that uplift the senses, Myrcene imparts earthy undertones promoting relaxation, Humulene contributes subtle herbal hints, and Linalool offers delicate floral nuances to round out the aromatic experience.

Peach Crescendo is celebrated for its tingly and uplifting full-bodied effects that balance physical relaxation with mental clarity. Users often report feeling deeply relaxed physically while their minds remain clear and focused, allowing for heightened awareness and engagement. Drawing from its rich lineage, the strain inherits the energizing and focusing attributes of Chem D and i95, the uplifting and euphoric qualities of Mandarin Cookies, and the soothing relaxation of Peach Ring. This harmonious blend makes Peach Crescendo an ideal choice for those seeking to unwind while maintaining mental energy and a positive mood.

Strain Type: Indica
Lineage: [Chem D x i95] x [Mandarin Cookies x Peach Ring]
Breeder: ETHOS
Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, Linalool
Top Reported Strain Effects: Focused, Hungry, Relaxing, Tingly, Uplifting
Top Report Strain Flavors: Fruit, Citrus, Sour, Sweet, Tropical

Dr. Funkenstein, also known as “Dr. Funk,” is an indica-dominant hybrid strain cultivated by Royal King Seeds. Born from the legendary union of Blueberry and Bubba Kush, this strain captures the best qualities of its renowned parentage. Dr. Funkenstein offers a flavorful journey that delights the palate with a blend of sweet berry notes and earthy sharpness, reflecting its rich genetic heritage.

The strain’s primary terpene profile includes Myrcene, Pinene, and Caryophyllene, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Myrcene enhances the sweet, fruity aroma and promotes a sense of relaxation. Pinene introduces subtle pine undertones that can uplift and refresh the senses, while Caryophyllene adds a spicy hint that elevates the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in a flavor profile featuring berry, blueberry, cheesy, and sweet notes that make each encounter with Dr. Funkenstein uniquely enjoyable.

Dr. Funkenstein is celebrated for inducing a multifaceted experience that pleasantly envelops both mind and body. Users often report an onset of euphoria and cerebral stimulation, fostering feelings of happiness and creativity. As the journey continues, it gradually transitions into a powerful body sensation that promotes deep relaxation and a laid-back state. This progression may lead to increased appetite and a gentle inclination toward introspection, accompanied by a soothing, sleepy feeling. Drawing from its Blueberry and Bubba Kush lineage, Dr. Funkenstein offers a well-rounded experience that balances uplifting mental effects with calming physical relaxation.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Blueberry] x [Bubba Kush]
Breeder: Royal King Seeds
Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Creative, Hungry, Sleepy, Euphoric
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berry, Blueberry, Cheesy, Sweet, Earthy

Animal Star Cookies is a balanced hybrid strain expertly crafted by Greenpoint Seeds, born from the union of Animal Cookies and Stardawg. This unique blend combines the soothing qualities of an indica with the uplifting effects of a sativa, offering a gentle yet powerful experience that calms the body and elevates the spirit. With its harmonious nature, Animal Star Cookies helps users relax and find themselves in a state of emotional well-being. The strain’s rich terpene profile contributes to its complex flavors and effects. Sweet and earthy notes are complemented by hints of vanilla and nutty undertones, creating a delightful and nuanced taste experience. The presence of Limonene adds a subtle citrus zest, while Linalool imparts gentle floral accents. These terpenes enhance not only the flavor but also promote a calming and uplifting mood. Drawing from its parent genetics, Animal Star Cookies inherits the full-body relaxation characteristic of Animal Cookies and the mood-enhancing properties of Stardawg. Users often report feelings of tranquility and happiness, with a gentle elevation of mood that eases away stress and encourages a positive mindset. This balanced hybrid is ideal for those seeking to unwind while maintaining a sense of alertness and emotional well-being. Strain Type: Hybrid Lineage: [Animal Cookies] x [Stardawg] Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds Terpene Profile: Humulene, Limonene, Myrcene, Nerolidol 2, Pinene, Linalool Top Reported Strain Effects: Calming, Relaxing, Uplifting, Alert, Tranquil Top Report Strain Flavors: Sweet, Vanilla, Nutty, Earthy

Hybrid
Lineage: Sunset Sherbert
Breeder: N/A
Taste Notes: Sweet Candy, Smarties, Creamy Gelato

Lemon Cherry Gelato is a hybrid that brings Sunset Sherbert and Girl Scout Cookies genetics together. This strain delivers a dessert-heavy flavor profile—sweet candy notes that blend with tangy Smarties-like characteristics before finishing with that smooth creamy gelato richness.

Effects might offer that balanced flow between uplifting mental energy and relaxed body vibes. A lot of people appreciate how this one works for different occasions throughout the day, though everyone’s ride is unique. The Sunset Sherbert genetics contribute that fruity smoothness, while Girl Scout Cookies adds its signature sweet complexity to the mix.

This hybrid connects with those who want flavors that feel like a treat and effects that keep things interesting. It’s got that ice cream parlor vibe with some extra sweetness—a strain that makes any session feel indulgent for those looking to satisfy their sweet tooth.

An expansive collection of both novel and timeless genetics on regular rotation, harvested and cured for optimal taste, aroma and experience. (the) Essence genetics are carefully selected, bred and pheno-hunted by a team of local master growers to deliver hand-crafted quality, consistency and variety.

Type: Sativa-dominant hybrid 
Lineage: Blueberry x Haze
Breeder: n/a 
Taste: Floral, citrusy, slight berries and vanilla

Blue Dream is a sativa-dominant hybrid that brings Blueberry and Haze genetics together. Floral notes open up with citrus brightness before settling into slight berries and vanilla on the finish.

Effects tend to lift your head while keeping your body loose—that classic balanced high that made this strain a staple everywhere. Many find this one works for basically any time of day, though it hits everyone different. The Blueberry side brings that sweet fruit profile, while Haze delivers clear-headed energy that keeps you moving.

Works for those who want something reliable that just works—there’s a reason this one’s been around and isn’t going anywhere.

An expansive collection of both novel and timeless genetics on regular rotation, harvested and cured for optimal taste, aroma and experience. (the) Essence genetics are carefully selected, bred and pheno-hunted by a team of local master growers to deliver hand-crafted quality, consistency and variety.

Motorbreath is a powerful indica strain with an intriguing lineage from Chemdawg and SFV OG Kush, offering a potent blend of effects tailored for both patients and recreational consumers. Known for its intense terpene profile of limonene, beta-caryophyllene, and beta-myrcene, this strain exudes a compelling aroma of citrus intertwined with spicy cinnamon and earthy hops. Motorbreath delivers euphoric and uplifting effects, making it ideal for unwinding after a long day while still keeping the senses alert and invigorated.

Recreational consumers often appreciate its relaxing qualities, finding it perfect for evenings when deep relaxation and mental clarity are desired. The distinct combination of its rich heritage and exotic flavor profile sets Motorbreath apart, offering a memorable cannabis experience for those seeking both rejuvenation and tranquility.

Gorilla Pie is a perfectly balanced hybrid strain born from the exceptional cross of Gorilla Glue #4 and Jelly Pie. This unique blend offers a harmonious fusion of effects and flavors that cater to both indica and sativa enthusiasts. The high from Gorilla Pie begins a few minutes after consumption, filling the mind with an uplifting sense of happiness and ease. Users often report an intense euphoria accompanied by increased sociability and creativity, making it an excellent choice for social gatherings or artistic endeavors.

The flavor profile of Gorilla Pie is as delightful as its effects. It offers a super sweet and fruity grape pie taste, accented by hints of black pepper and diesel on the exhale. The aroma mirrors this complexity, featuring a fruity berry overtone complemented by spicy herbs and a peppery, dank diesel finish. This rich palette of flavors is attributed to its primary terpene profile, which includes Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Terpineol. These terpenes contribute not only to its distinctive taste and smell but also enhance the overall experience by influencing its calming and uplifting effects.

Drawing from its parent genetics, Gorilla Pie inherits the euphoric and creative effects of Jelly Pie and the relaxing qualities of Gorilla Glue #4. Users may find themselves bursting into laughter, as the strain can induce a joyful and carefree mood. The combination of mental stimulation and physical relaxation provides a balanced experience that eases tension while keeping the mind engaged. Gorilla Pie is ideal for those seeking a strain that offers both a blissful cerebral high and a soothing body sensation, making it versatile for various occasions and times of day.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Jelly Pie] x [Gorilla Glue #4]
Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown
Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Terpineol
Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Blissful, Creative, Social, Calm 
Top Report Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Cherry, Grape, Pepper

Illicit’s Sour Apple Classy Cart offers a vibrant experience that invigorates the senses and lifts the spirit. Part of the esteemed Classy Carts lineup, this distillate vape cartridge combines premium ingredients to deliver a flavor profile that is both intensely tart and delightfully sweet. The unmistakable essence of crisp apples intertwines with a zesty citrus burst, creating a taste reminiscent of biting into a freshly picked sour apple on a sunny day. The aroma of Sour Apple is equally captivating, blending fruity and tart notes with subtle hints of spice. This enticing fragrance is a direct result of its rich terpene profile, featuring Caryophyllene, Limonene, and Geraniol. Limonene infuses a bright citrus zest that elevates the overall scent, while Caryophyllene adds a warm, peppery undertone. Geraniol contributes a delicate floral nuance, enhancing the complexity of the aroma and ensuring each inhale is as aromatic as it is flavorful. When enjoying Sour Apple, enthusiasts are greeted with an energizing and inspiring high that sparks creativity and fosters a positive outlook. The initial burst of euphoria elevates the mood, making it ideal for tackling creative projects or enjoying dynamic conversations. As the effects settle, a focused clarity emerges, allowing for sustained mental engagement and productivity. This uplifting experience makes Sour Apple a perfect companion for enhancing your day, whether you’re diving into a new hobby, exploring fresh ideas, or simply embracing the joys of everyday moments. Embrace the lively and refreshing vibes of Classy Carts Sour Apple, and let it elevate your experience to new heights. Top Reported Effects: Energized, Inspired, Creative, Productive, Euphoric Top Reported Flavors: Fruity, Tart, Apple, Sour Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Geraniol

Blueberry Muffin is an indica-dominant hybrid strain meticulously crafted by Humboldt Seed Co., born from the flavorful cross of Purple Panty Dropper and Razzleberry. This exceptional blend offers a harmonious mix of relaxing, invigorating, and stimulating effects, making it a favorite among enthusiasts of indica and hybrid varieties. The aroma of Blueberry Muffin is reminiscent of freshly baked muffins, featuring a sweet essence that transitions into smooth, creamy undertones, delighting the senses with every inhale.

The strain’s primary terpene profile includes Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Bisabolol, Limonene, and Humulene, which contribute significantly to its rich flavors and effects. Caryophyllene adds a spicy warmth, enhancing the nutty and vanilla notes, while Myrcene brings forward earthy and musky tones that promote relaxation. Bisabolol introduces subtle floral hints, complementing the buttery aroma. Limonene infuses a bright citrus zest, uplifting the mood and adding complexity to the blueberry flavors. Humulene contributes woody and herbal nuances, rounding out the overall sensory experience.

Blueberry Muffin is known for inducing feelings of relaxation, focus, and happiness. Users often report an initial cerebral uplift that envelops the mind in a gentle euphoria, gradually giving way to a serene sense of concentration. Drawing from its parent genetics, the calming properties of Purple Panty Dropper combine with the uplifting and stimulating effects of Razzleberry to create a full-bodied experience. This strain offers a balanced effect that soothes the body while invigorating the mind, making it an ideal choice for those seeking a harmonious blend of tranquility and alertness.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid
Lineage: Purple Panty Dropper x Razzleberry
Breeder:  Humboldt Seed Co.
Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Bisabolol, Limonene, Humulene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Focused, Body-High, Happy
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Blueberry, Butter, Vanilla, Nutty

Take a draw of Pink Runtz, the epitome of sweet indulgence in a cannabis distillate vape. Crafted with meticulous care, this vape cartridge encapsulates the essence of the renowned Pink Runtz strain, offering a flavorful experience that’s as delightful as it is distinctive. With each inhale, prepare your palate for a burst of fruity sweetness reminiscent of ripe berries and candy, enveloping your senses in a cloud of sugary delight. Once the vapor dances across your tongue, you’ll be hit with notes of tropical fruits and citrus, similar to the iconic crunch candy. Enjoy the aroma of freshly picked berries as they mingle with the scent of candy sweetness in the air. Whether you’re a seasoned enthusiast or new to the world of vaping, Pink Runtz promises an unparalleled sensory journey that’s sure to leave you craving more. Treat yourself to the irresistible taste of Pink Runtz and elevate your vaping experience to new heights of fun and flavor. Our distillate cartridges are born from the coldest of methods using high-quality flowers and high-quality equipment which creates the highest quality of oil. This golden nectar is never diluted with fillers or stuff that doesn’t belong in a vape cartridge. Illicit Labs distillate is for those who crave a little flavor and fun with their method of medicating.