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Rainbow Guava (Rainbow Beltz x Strawberry Guava) is like a tropical vacation — no passport required. With flavors that dance between sour citrus and juicy guava, this ain’t your g’ma’s fruit salad. A whiff will bring you beachside. Take a hit, and you’ll be feeling as sociable as a parrot at a pirate party. But don’t get too comfortable; this uplifting tide gently recedes into a serene, sedative undertow, perfect for drifting into dreamland. Ideal for unwinding after a day of dodging life’s ebbs. So, grab your hammock, and let Rainbow Guava be your ticket to an island escape—minus the awkward tan lines.

Zoreoz means a lot of things to a lot of people. Some claim it’s Oreos and Zoap, while others claim Cookies and Cream x Secret Weapon. We’re going to buck the trend entirely and say ours is actually an Oreoz X Zkittlez cut which was gifted to us on a trip out west a long time ago. Bless ups being what they are, it’s best we don’t say where we got ours, but regardless of what cut it is, our Zoreoz is more like the original Oreoz cut than most. Funky and heavy, with hints of cream and Z on the exhale, Zoreoz is an indica leaning and heavy smoke, best enjoyed with a sleeve of Oreos and some milk on standby.

Lemon Cherry Gelato (Gelato x Zkittlez) is an old school favorite—so much so that running joke is that everything “candy” we like is actually just LCG renamed. Well, jet’s clear things up: this is the OG LCG. It’s not Black Cherry Runtz (or obama runtz, or kamikazi, or even Deez runtz), It’s not Lemon Cherry Zkittlez. Think it might be Pink Runtz? Nope. Super Lemon Cherry? Super nope. That “mystery bag” your plug swore was exclusive? He lied, but that was probably LCG. Our Lemon Cherry Gelato is bright, citrusy, and creamy with a cherry kick that makes it one of our all time favorites. The high lifts you up with a euphoric burst before settling into a smooth, mellow calm. It’s a balanced hybrid, perfect for when you want to keep your vibe light but grounded.

Just when you thought we couldn’t possibly have another Runtz up our sleeves, we present to you: Deez Runtz. Yeah, we went there. But before you roll your eyes and say, “Not another Runtz,” hear us out. As soon as you open the bag you’ll be howling “Got “Em” because this isn’t just any Runtz; it’s the one that stands out in the crowd. With a flavor profile that’s as complex as trying to explain a meme to your grandma, Deez Runtz offers a sweet, fruity burst with a hint of something you can’t quite put your finger on. It’s like that inside joke you have with your best friend—familiar, comforting, and always brings a smile to your face. The high? Let’s just say it’s the kind that sneaks up on you, like that unexpected punchline that leaves you laughing long after the joke’s over.

A cruffin is a hybrid of a croissant and a muffin. Our Cruffin is none of that, and it’s also not that Blue Sherbet x Zkittles cross that’s billed as “Blueberry Cruffin” on the interwebs. Ours is a different beast, a cross of Thin Mintz x DJ Short Blueberry. Ours will punch you in the face and steal your keys. Don’t have important things to do when you Cruffin. Don’t try to hold a deep conversation while Cruffining. Forget what you were saying? You’ve been Cruffin’d. It’s so good we printed stickers early. Don’t sleep, fam.

Willie’s Kush We liked her so much we’re bringing her back, this time with less White Cake in the mix. Let’s be honest, Willie was the best parent in that home and we just liked it better than the White Cake we hooked up with, once. Let’s just call it a one night stand and move on with our lives, Ok?

Mendo OG is so laid-back it might as well be wearing flip-flops. Born in the heart of Mendocino County, where the weed is legendary and the locals might side-eye your New Jersey accent. This indica-dominant hybrid brings sweet vanilla and caramel vibes, with just enough earthy funk to remind you it’s keeping it real. The full-body calm makes the couch feel like the best place on earth. Perfect to kick back, unwind, and pretend you live in a rustic cabin far from New Jersey

Everyone in the scene has a favorite wook. Ice Wookie is what happens when those kids level up and start to drip. Covered in trichromes, Ice Wookie is dripping in a different kind of diamonds. Think of it as Chewbacca with swagger—a little more sparkle and a lot more shine. This strain is not very mindful, not very demure. With a Chem leaning nose and hints of Girl Scout Cookies on the smoke, Ice Wookie packs a punch then smiles at you with an iced out grill.

We really wanted to release a whole string of OG strains (see our previous history with Runtz) but instead we found this one cut from Exotic Genetix that lets us cross off 3 strains at once! Triple OG is a 3-way cross of Triangle Kush X Constantine X Master Yoda and she is a stunner. Beauty and the Beast on this one, Triple OG is our highest tester yet! Triple OG is chunky and dense with classic OG structure and a sweet and sour citrus flavor followed by a heavy diesel aftertaste. The high is happy up front and then a heavy body high sets in right before you start talking backwards like Yoda. Snacks you will need. Otherwise crippling hunger will overcome you like the dark side.

Imagine peeling open a creamy banana pudding and then throwing in a scoop of Gelato for good measure. Banana Mochi takes Golden State Banana’s award winning “GSB” and crosses it with Gelato 33 to create this delicious treat. You get the perfect mix of fruity sweetness with that earthy, slightly gassy undertones. With each puff, you’re going to feel more relaxed than good ol’ GSBanana himself. The giggly, creative euphoria from this hybrid will keep you swinging from vine to vine, at least for a little while, before you settle into a chill, mellow vibe.

Rolled up and ready to smoke, Pre-Roll packs are a convenient and effective way to consume cannabis. Pre-Roll packs generally contain smaller pre-rolls so that each can be consumed in one sitting.

Uplifting and energizing with the smell and taste of black licorice