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Our Sub Zero strain is a well-balanced hybrid known for its crisp, invigorating flavor and frosty buds. With a refreshing blend of cool mint, pine, and subtle citrus, each inhale delivers a smooth, icy sensation. This strain offers a euphoric yet calming experience, making it a go-to for relaxation without heavy sedation. Its aroma is fresh and earthy, with hints of sweetness that enhance its clean, arctic inspired profile.

Known for its high THC potency & indica-dominant characteristics, GMO Pie delivers a deeply relaxing experience fuming with unique garlic and diesel. This variety is not for beginners

Dr. Funkenstein, also known as “Dr. Funk,” is an indica-dominant hybrid strain cultivated by Royal King Seeds. Born from the legendary union of Blueberry and Bubba Kush, this strain captures the best qualities of its renowned parentage. Dr. Funkenstein offers a flavorful journey that delights the palate with a blend of sweet berry notes and earthy sharpness, reflecting its rich genetic heritage.

The strain’s primary terpene profile includes Myrcene, Pinene, and Caryophyllene, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Myrcene enhances the sweet, fruity aroma and promotes a sense of relaxation. Pinene introduces subtle pine undertones that can uplift and refresh the senses, while Caryophyllene adds a spicy hint that elevates the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in a flavor profile featuring berry, blueberry, cheesy, and sweet notes that make each encounter with Dr. Funkenstein uniquely enjoyable.

Dr. Funkenstein is celebrated for inducing a multifaceted experience that pleasantly envelops both mind and body. Users often report an onset of euphoria and cerebral stimulation, fostering feelings of happiness and creativity. As the journey continues, it gradually transitions into a powerful body sensation that promotes deep relaxation and a laid-back state. This progression may lead to increased appetite and a gentle inclination toward introspection, accompanied by a soothing, sleepy feeling. Drawing from its Blueberry and Bubba Kush lineage, Dr. Funkenstein offers a well-rounded experience that balances uplifting mental effects with calming physical relaxation.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Blueberry] x [Bubba Kush]
Breeder: Royal King Seeds
Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Creative, Hungry, Sleepy, Euphoric
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berry, Blueberry, Cheesy, Sweet, Earthy

Dawg Lemons, a crossing of Lemon Tree and Starwdawg, is known for its incredible taste, boasting intense flavors of citrus and a pine aftertaste that makes you feel like you’re walking in a forest. The aroma alone is enough to get any connoisseur excited for a great session, as its zesty smell permeates through the room, filling the atmosphere with optimism and good vibes. Not only that, but it packs an uplifting and energetic buzz, leaving users feeling energized and focused with its light mental stimulation. 

The moment you take your first puff of Dawg Lemons, your creative juices start to flow and the ideas begin to come. Every sense seems heightened, as you are drawn into a blissful state of motivation. You suddenly find yourself getting lost in thoughts and moments of clarity, each one more potent than the last. As the uplifting high radiates through your body and your mind, you feel ready to take on anything that comes your way. 

Whether you’re trying to finish a project, have an engaging conversation, or simply let your creativity fly free, Dawg Lemons provides the spark that will bring your imagination to life. Its heady effects create a dynamic atmosphere for innovation and exploration, allowing you to delve deep into the realm of creativity. For a blissful and inspiring journey, Dawg Lemons will surely be the fuel you need to get you there.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid
Lineage: [Lemon Tree] x [Stardawg]
Breeder: Green Point
Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Linalool, Myrcene, Ocimene, Pinene, Terpinolene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Aroused, Creative, Energetic, Euphoric
Top Report Strain Flavors: Lemon, Diesel, Pine, Earth

The Product: Illicit’s Gorilla Pie Live Resin Infused Prerolls take this celebrated hybrid and amplify its richness, flavor, and power. Each preroll is crafted with premium flower infused with Illicit’s signature live resin oil, boosting potency and depth while extending the burn for a slower, more even session. The addition of live resin enhances the natural terpene expression, allowing the full-bodied sweetness and pungent undertones of Gorilla Pie to shine through with remarkable clarity.

Born from Jelly Pie and Gorilla Glue 4, Gorilla Pie delivers a dynamic blend of effects and flavors that sit perfectly between uplifting and deeply relaxing. Notes of ripe grape and dark cherry are balanced by hints of black pepper and diesel, creating a profile that’s both indulgent and complex. Myrcene and Limonene bring out the strain’s juicy sweetness and citrus edge, while Caryophyllene and Linalool lend a warm spice and gentle calm, rounding out a smoke that feels rich and layered from start to finish.

The effects of Gorilla Pie unfold gradually, beginning with a euphoric lift that sharpens focus and encourages connection before easing into a tranquil body calm. Creativity feels fluid, laughter comes easily, and a contented stillness settles in as the session deepens. These live resin infused prerolls embody balance in every sense: flavorful, potent, and satisfying – delivering an experience that lingers long after the final draw.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Jelly Pie] x [Gorilla Glue #4]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Terpineol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Blissful, Creative, Social, Calm

Top Report Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Cherry, Grape, Pepper

GMO Cookies is a potent indica hybrid strain developed by Mamiko Seeds, born from the powerful cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Chemdog. Despite its name, GMO Cookies is not a genetically modified organism but a masterful blend of two legendary strains. This variety is celebrated for its unique flavor profile, featuring strong aromas of diesel, coffee, and fruit, with subtle hints of garlic, mushroom, and onion (GMO) inherited from its Chemdog lineage.

The strain’s complex terpene profile includes Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Bisabolol, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Limonene adds a touch of citrus that uplifts the senses, while Caryophyllene introduces spicy notes that enhance the earthy and pungent aroma. Myrcene brings musky and herbal undertones, promoting a sense of relaxation. Humulene adds subtle earthy and woody flavors, and Bisabolol imparts gentle floral hints that round out the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in an earthy, pungent flavor with diesel overtones that linger on the palate.

GMO Cookies is renowned for its deeply relaxing effects that envelop the body while allowing the mind to remain focused. Users often report feeling relaxed, happy, and uplifted, enjoying a long-lasting high that soothes both mind and body. Drawing from its Girl Scout Cookies lineage, it offers euphoric and uplifting sensations that enhance mood and promote happiness. The Chemdog heritage contributes to the potent body relaxation, providing a soothing experience without total sedation. This balanced blend makes GMO Cookies a favorite among those seeking mental clarity paired with physical tranquility.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid
Lineage: [Girl Scout Cookies] x [Chemdog]
Breeder: Mamiko Seeds
Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, Bisabolol
Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Uplifted, Euphoric
Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Coffee, Citrus, Herbal, Diesel

Dried cannabis flower is primarily ingested via inhalation. Activation time is roughly about 5 minutes and can last up to a few hours.

Glass Meadows Whole Flower is grown under a glass canopy where plants soak up natural sunlight while climate, light, and irrigation stay tightly controlled. Every strain is chosen for its flavor, aroma, and effect, not just a THC number. This is a smart pick when you want high-quality flower without a top-shelf price.

Clementine is an energizing sativa-dominant strain made by crossing Tangie with Lemon Skunk. This strain is loved for its sweet taste and citrus aroma. Clementine has won several awards, including the best sativa concentrate in 2015.

Clementine was originally produced by Crockett Family Farms, a family-run cannabis genetics company based in the Central Coast of California. The breeder’s Clementine Live Resin won first place for best sativa concentrate at the 2015 High Times Cannabis Cup in Michigan.

True to its name, Clementine is reported to have a sweet and citrusy aroma and THC levels that generally range between 20% and 25%, according to Crockett Family Farms. After measuring a variety of Clementine, the cannabis testing laboratory Analytical 360 found that the sample had THC levels that reached 27%, as well as a terpene profile dominated by terpinolene, which has a woodsy aroma with citrus and floral undertones, and caryophyllene, a terpene known for its herbal spiciness.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid
 
Lineage: [Tangie] x [Lemon Skunk]

Breeder: Crockett Family Farms

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, alpha-Pinene, delta-Limonene, beta-
Caryophylenne, Nerolidol 2

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Energetic
 
Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Lemon, Orange

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Maui Wowie is a classic tropical strain known for bright pineapple sweetness, smooth citrus notes, and a light, breezy earthiness.