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Known for its high THC potency & indica-dominant characteristics, GMO Pie delivers a deeply relaxing experience fuming with unique garlic and diesel. This variety is not for beginners

The Strain: Dr. Funkenstein, also known as “Dr. Funk,” is an indica-dominant hybrid strain cultivated by Royal King Seeds. Born from the legendary union of Blueberry and

Bubba Kush, this strain captures the best qualities of its renowned parentage. Dr. Funkenstein offers a flavorful journey that delights the palate with a blend of sweet berry notes and earthy sharpness, reflecting its rich genetic heritage.

The strain’s primary terpene profile includes Myrcene, Pinene, and Caryophyllene, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Myrcene enhances the sweet, fruity aroma and promotes a sense of relaxation. Pinene introduces subtle pine undertones that can uplift and refresh the senses, while Caryophyllene adds a spicy hint that elevates the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in a flavor profile featuring berry, blueberry, cheesy, and sweet notes that make each encounter with Dr. Funkenstein uniquely enjoyable.

Dr. Funkenstein is celebrated for inducing a multifaceted experience that pleasantly envelops both mind and body. Users often report an onset of euphoria and cerebral stimulation, fostering feelings of happiness and creativity. As the journey continues, it gradually transitions into a powerful body sensation that promotes deep relaxation and a laid-back state. This progression may lead to increased appetite and a gentle inclination toward introspection, accompanied by a soothing, sleepy feeling. Drawing from its Blueberry and Bubba Kush lineage, Dr. Funkenstein offers a well-rounded experience that balances uplifting mental effects with calming physical relaxation.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Blueberry] x [Bubba Kush]

Breeder: Royal King Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Creative, Hungry, Sleepy, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berry, Blueberry, Cheesy, Sweet

Lineage: Lemon Tree × StardawgFlavor

Profile: Intense citrus, diesel fuel, and earthy pine

Terpenes: Limonene, Caryophyllene, and Myrcene

Reported Effects: Heightened creativity, energetic euphoria, and focused mental stimulation

The Product: Illicit’s Gorilla Pie Live Resin Infused Prerolls take this celebrated hybrid and amplify its richness, flavor, and power. Each preroll is crafted with premium flower infused with Illicit’s signature live resin oil, boosting potency and depth while extending the burn for a slower, more even session. The addition of live resin enhances the natural terpene expression, allowing the full-bodied sweetness and pungent undertones of Gorilla Pie to shine through with remarkable clarity.

Born from Jelly Pie and Gorilla Glue 4, Gorilla Pie delivers a dynamic blend of effects and flavors that sit perfectly between uplifting and deeply relaxing. Notes of ripe grape and dark cherry are balanced by hints of black pepper and diesel, creating a profile that’s both indulgent and complex. Myrcene and Limonene bring out the strain’s juicy sweetness and citrus edge, while Caryophyllene and Linalool lend a warm spice and gentle calm, rounding out a smoke that feels rich and layered from start to finish.

The effects of Gorilla Pie unfold gradually, beginning with a euphoric lift that sharpens focus and encourages connection before easing into a tranquil body calm. Creativity feels fluid, laughter comes easily, and a contented stillness settles in as the session deepens. These live resin infused prerolls embody balance in every sense: flavorful, potent, and satisfying – delivering an experience that lingers long after the final draw.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Jelly Pie] x [Gorilla Glue #4]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Terpineol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Blissful, Creative, Social, Calm

Top Report Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Cherry, Grape, Pepper

Brand/Line: Illicit Gardens / SMOKOS

Strain Lineage: Chemdog × Girl Scout Cookies (GSC)

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Format: Pre-roll Pack (2 joints, 0.5g each for a total of 1g)

Typical Potency: Tends to test around 25%–27% THC

Terpene Profile: Dominant terpenes typically include Limonene, Caryophyllene, and Myrcene

Dried cannabis flower is primarily ingested via inhalation. Activation time is roughly about 5 minutes and can last up to a few hours.

Jersey Boof is our own spin on the classic Super Boof you may have tried before. This cross between Black Cherry Punch x Tropicana Cookies is a balanced hybrid that pairs bright, tangie-style citrus with darker cherry and berry sweetness. Many descriptions highlight a zingy orange-citrus top note, backed by sour cherry, grape-like fruit, and a light creamy or vanilla accent as the flower warms up. The finish often lands in a gentle skunky funk with a hint of fuel, keeping the profile “fruit first” but not overly sweet.

Clementine is an energizing sativa-dominant strain made by crossing Tangie with Lemon Skunk. This strain is loved for its sweet taste and citrus aroma. Clementine has won several awards, including the best sativa concentrate in 2015.

Clementine was originally produced by Crockett Family Farms, a family-run cannabis genetics company based in the Central Coast of California. The breeder’s Clementine Live
Resin won first place for best sativa concentrate at the 2015 High Times Cannabis Cup in Michigan.

Experience the uniquely balanced effects of Diesel Muffins, a delightful hybrid offering a harmonious blend of uplifting cerebral energy and soothing physical relaxation. Its complex terpene profile likely features earthy diesel notes complemented by a subtly sweet, doughy finish, making it perfect for any time of day.

Bubble Gum, sometimes called “Bubba Gum,” is a popular indica-dominant hybrid marijuana strain. Bubble Gum’s genetics are a little unclear, but it is believed to be made from an unknown cross of Indiana Bubble Gum. This strain produces a body-numbing high that erases pain and leaves your mind somewhat stimulated. Consumers who smoke Bubble Gum often say it helps them stay alert and be creative, while others report a stoney head high.

Yellow Guava is a potent, sativa-dominant strain. Known for its zesty tropical aroma and clear-headed energy, it delivers an uplifting, creative, and sometimes racey high. It is a highly sought-after choice for consumers looking to beat fatigue and boost their daytime focus.

Valley of Fire is a potent hybrid, a cross of Fire OG and The White, known for its gassy, diesel, earth, and citrus aromas, and dense, smoky green buds with burnt orange hairs, covered in white frosty trichomes.